Will you represent me that my talents might be exploited to their fullest financial potential? My name is xxxxx and I have a mind of heavenly ideals. I will guide and comfort my people through the art of written word, and make my living while doing so, but I’d like your help.
Sorry, I help only those writers who have a mind of heavenly ideals…. Oh wait, you do. Never mind. Of course I’ll represent you. Duh.