SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent and a sea of query fails


Relax, writers. SlushPile Hell will never mock anyone’s actual book concept or plot or sample writing. These are just isolated snippets that you have to admit, really are …. oh, never mind. If you don’t find it amusing, go back to reading I Can Haz Cheezburger.

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