SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Sep 19 2011

I’m sure that these 8 chapters of this book will neither disappoint you, nor lose your time to read them, because by your decision to represent my book, you can not only earn big money, but also make great history.

Earn big money and make great history? Right. That’s what Whitney Houston told me when I decided to represent her children’s book, Crack Is Whack!, and look where that got me.


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    EARN BIG MONEY. MAKE GREAT HISTORY. Why is this not a meme?
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