I’m writing to find out if you represent fiction. Please advise.
I guess on my agency website where it says I represent fiction, it must have been confusing to you. So thank you for allowing me to take time out of my day to answer your question. I really had nothing better to do. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go jam a pen into my aorta.
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This guy is a literary agent, and in order to get a literary agent to get you a publisher, you have to write a query...
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“Lisa, your aorta’s in your chest.”
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