Dear SlushPile Hell, it seems that agents are too busy to give my query serious attention. How can I get and hold an agent’s attention?
Dear writer, excellent question. Bribes or threats usually work best, whichever suits your personal style. There’s nothing like opening a query package to find it stuffed with small bills or a hastily scrawled ransom note. Best of luck to you.
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