SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Dec 12 2011

Dear Honorable and Respected Literary Agent / Patron. Hope this email finds you in mesmerizing happiness and prosperity . At the outset, a triumphant privilege to be writing to you. I am emailing you my entire Poetry Book which is 607 pages as an attachment.

Obviously I’m in mesmerizing happiness and prosperity. I’m a literary agent. Duh.


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