SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Dec 19 2011

My book is a masterpiece, magnificent and excellent novel. You could earn at least $10,000 to one million dollar from my best novel. The readers would turn the pages in pleasure to find the consequences of the story.

It’s Christmas season, so all I’m going to say is God bless your pointy little head.


  1. signoftheunicorn reblogged this from slushpilehell
  2. acurrentundersea reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    I’m going to take a moment to say: BAHAHAHAHAHHA
  3. the-tabby-cat reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    “Pointy little head…” LOL :D
  4. schemingbookworm reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    Okay, this will be my new insult towards everyone.
  5. neutralangel reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    I feel like the consequences of the story would be me going, “I can’t believe I spent fifteen dollars on this bullshit.”
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  7. lolbev reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    “I want to find the consequences of your story.”
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