Dear Esteemed Official, forthwith I am attaching my query for your keen consideration.
Dear Humble Mendicant, I stopped reading your query after the salutation, as I prefer to be addressed as “Omnipotent Potentate.”
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I like pointless archaic words such as forthwith, but yeah.
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Not one word of that reply is not perfect.
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Can I get a re-do?
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