SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Jan 3 2011

I am typing you this digital letter requesting that your agency represent me in securing a top-notched publisher to produce and sell my book.

Hey, buddy. It’s 2011. We no longer call them “digital letters.” They’re now known as “mystical airwave bulletins.”


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    I insist that everyone cease sending me ‘emails’ and begin referring to all electronic communication as ‘digital...
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  8. thepenguinruler said: Ah, the digital letters. What a wondrous world we live in.
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