SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Feb 7 2011

I am seeking to sell my manuscript/novel to a conventional publishing house - Via representation by a fine literary agent/agency, hopefully you/yours. I am extremely pliable and open to input pertaining to re-stylization as needed. Including but not limited to revision(s) expertly suggested pertaining to content modification intent for purpose of enhanced marketability.

I/We regret to inform/notify/clue you in on the fact/truth that your manuscript is not up to the standard/level of competence I/we insist/require, and that no amount of re-stylization or content modification can save this from the dung/crap/poop heap.


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