SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent and a sea of query fails

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Dear Submissions Analyst, I hope you enjoy my book.

Submissions Analyst? Everyone knows I stopped referring to myself as that years ago. I now prefer Submissions Proctologist. Now please bend over, as I prepare to examine your manuscript.

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