SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Nov 12 2012

I am sorry to bother you with this but I have read a lot of opinions, Q&A, and writhing websites that still leave me scratching my head. I’m no literary master and I did not use a ghost writer, I just sat behind my PC and wrote my heart’s off.

What i want to ask is, when I find an Agent, then what? When do I pay the agent?

First of all, you are a literary master. No doubt about it. So stop selling yourself short. Second, I’m glad I haven’t stumbled upon any writhing websites. Sounds like hell. Third, you pay the agent when you send your query letter. So once I receive your payment, preferably in small, untraceable bills, I will be happy to respond to your query.


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