SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent and a sea of query fails

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I am sorry to bother you with this but I have read a lot of¬†opinions, Q&A, and writhing websites that still leave me scratching my head. I’m no literary master and I did not use a ghost writer, I just sat behind my PC and wrote my heart’s off.

What i want to ask is, when I find an Agent, then what? When do I pay the agent?

First of all, you are a literary master. No doubt about it. So stop selling yourself short. Second, I’m glad I haven’t stumbled upon any writhing websites. Sounds like hell. Third, you pay the agent when you send your query letter. So once I receive your payment, preferably in small, untraceable bills, I will be happy to respond to your query.

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    This reminds me of the dude who called the library to ask me “Hey yeah, how do I write a book?”
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