SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Feb 28 2011

CONTEST TIME! Come up with your own response to this brilliant query I received last week. Tweet your contest entry (be sure to use hashtag #slushpilehell). Winners announced on SlushPile Hell tomorrow!

Dear Sirs:
I know I am supposed to write an impressive perfect query letter to you. I don’t have that ability and I don’t have the time to learn about it.


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