SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Mar 7 2011

Dear Slushpile Hell Scum, you think you’re so funny. I wish I knew who you were so I could come mock you and everyone in your little circle of ugliness. I’ve written a fiction novel—a GREAT novel. Do you think I’ll ever submit my manuscript to a CLOWN like you, or ANY of your fellow clown literary agents for that matter? Think again. You’re missing out on MILLIONS of dollars here.

Dear Charlie Sheen, thanks for your email. Best of luck in all your future endeavors.

Posted at 8:58am 60 notes

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  5. acurrentundersea reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    TWO WORDS: Fiction. Novel.
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    Just when I thought I couldn’t hear that guy’s name one more time without going insane (the guy who, coincidentally,...
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  11. scatteringashes reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    BRB LOLing FOREVER.
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  13. nicoleisnotblue reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    Only millions? Charlie, you’re losing your touch!
  14. thewayofmei said: hahaha. MILLIONS. MILLIONS. ahem.
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  18. snarky-art said: If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Good grief. Also, Janet Reid will be by later to take a big shark bite out of your hide for using “fiction novel.”
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  21. marleymagaziner reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    oh that is GOLD.
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  23. hatethefuture said: Can’t wait to see their non-fiction novel, personally.