SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent and a sea of query fails

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I have written, to my knowledge, the funniest book known to man. The problem is that I have to convince you to read it. Once you do read it, and are able to stop laughing, I am confident you will contact me immediately, desperate to represent me before anyone else does. Good luck. The clock is ticking.

Hurray. 2013 is here. Praying for the sweet release of death this year.

  1. ed-wyrd reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    Dang. Someone stole my query letter!
  2. caretakerofmyth reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    I dunno, I’m laughing. People with inflated egos always submit the best query letters. Frankly I wish I got more of...
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    As horrible as this query is, I wish I had 1/100th that amount of confidence in my work.
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    From Slush Pile Hell
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    Waaaaaaow.
  15. oliveryeh said: What happens if you don’t stop laughing?
  16. thevampireninja reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    People out there actually believe these kinds of things…