SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent and a sea of query fails

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I am looking for an agent to represent me in selling my ideas to publishing companies that are looking for investments. I hope children can read my stories and smile at the honest nature in which it is told. They would be a good inclusions on many bookshelf’s because the stories send positive messages. These books are many things, such as, fun to read, humorous, touches on sensitive issues, and are relevant to today. 

And as a bonus, they’re full of grammatical errors that astute kids can discover and laugh about with their friends.

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  9. onlysaneman said: Awwww, I feel bad for this one. They’re all earnest-like.
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