SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent and a sea of query fails

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I am seeking representation I’ve been writing short stories since I was 19 I am 25 now, And I feel like it’s time to go pro. I’ve have a collection of short stories I have children’s book of 5 short stories. One that I truly believe can be a best seller. I also have an adult book of 10 erotic stories.

Bingo! Finally, an author who gets it. If there’s one thing that publishers are desperately looking for these days, it’s children’s book authors who also write erotica. (Note to self: contact E.L. James to tell her about my goldmine idea for a 50 Shades of Grey coloring book.)

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