SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Apr 4 2011

….While this is a literary novel, I believe it could appeal to low-class readers.

And all the “low-class readers” will rejoice at your largess, bequeathing such a literary gift to them. I hereby nominate you as Humanitarian of the Year.


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    Well, all the posts are about how not to query an agent, I just thought this one was particularly funny. Particularly...
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    Yeah, this low-class reader won’t be buying your litrachur unless it’s full of the smutty smut smut. ;-)
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