SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Jun 20 2011

And I am the dynamic hard working creative force that born to be your next great writer. With a talent for tantalizing dialogue that lingers with catchy one liners, and adventurous moments that will get our audience members to stand up and cheer on the edge of their seats.

Dear author, I am writing to you from the hospital. I stood up on the edge of my seat and cheered when reading your story’s adventurous moments, and I of course tipped the chair and got a severe concussion. I will get back to you in two weeks when I’m out of intensive care.



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