SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Jul 25 2011

I know you will love my book. I didn’t include any pages here in my query because I’d love for you to call me so that I can read an excerpt to you over the phone.

There’s nothing I love more than authors reading long excerpts to me over the phone, especially since I’m illiterate and can’t read for myself. Please stand by your phone; I’ll be calling any minute, and I’d hate for you to miss my call.


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