SlushPile Hell

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

Aug 1 2011

Authors have the humungous burden of mailing QUERY letters to agents, agents, and agents.  I might be an author trying to sell a book, but I also have other tasks on my plate.  I simply cannot take the time daily to spend writing agents and publishers. Given that it is 2011 and technology is sophisticated, I have chosen to put my QUERY letter on a website. 

Well, far be it from me to be a burden to you. Given that it is 2011 and technology is sophisticated, I’ll just use a picture to say Congratulations! You’ve won the prize for Most Offensive Query Letter!


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